3/3/10 - I just now realized that I dated the last update 2009 instead of 2010. I don't know if I've done that to anything else but I just don't care. Somebody talk to me?

2/3/10 - Holy fuck it's already February! Hey you, yes you! I've been posting a little bit of new stuff in the writings section lately if you're bored. I can say you because there is about one visitor a month to this site right now.

12/31/09 - I'm prematurely ejaculating here and saying happy New Year to all three of you that go to this site. This site has survived seven of the ten years this decade I can guarantee it won't make it to 2020 because I'll probably dead by then too.

12/10/09 - Quietly shit has been getting added on here even if it's small but it's not like anybody notices. There is a possibility this website will get closed down eventually. Not even a guestbook comment in 8 months, that pretty much shows how many people visit it. I whore it out like I have no soul but people would rather see a fucking stupid myspace or twitter.

11/16/09 - I've been trying to get better with updating this but sort of forgot about the front page thing here. I'm thinking I'll add a little bit more exclusive shit that isn't already on a myspace blog and all to give people a reason to visit this site.

9/23/09 - A little bit of a site update. Maybe more to come. But I don't even get visitors anymore so it's looking more like a waste of $13 a month. Writings are slowly being moved to blogspot.

9/8/09 - Holy shit the whole virus dilemma has finally been situated it looks like.

8/24/09 - FUCK! I assure you whatever google, firefox or whoever says, there are no viruses or anything on my website. I just wasted all night tonight working on it.

8/23/09 - God damn I really need to update this more. I'm pretty much ashamed of myself. People also need to visit this website though so whatever.

7/23/09 - It's time for some really big changes in life. I don't know when but they are more than needed right now.

6/28/09 - BILLY MAYS HERE TELLING YOU GUYS THAT HOLY FUCK I'M DEAD! BUT MAKE SURE TO ENJOY JOHN'S WEBSITE!

6/25/09 - Hey guys, it's me, Michael Jackson, the king of young cock, just telling you that John here can burn in hell along side of me because he's about ten years too old for my liking. You guys are all ignorant.

6/7/09 - Good God damn I'm really fucking bored with my life and not having any money. Whore my round pale body out anyone?

5/25/09 - Happy whichever holiday I can't remember already. I'm just happy to be getting paid for my job for the first time in months today.

5/17/09 - Seriously, can you people find something better to do with your lives than protest everything and shit? What I'd give to have a grenade launcher for every rally that I see.

4/16/09 - Hey I can fix the economy really easy so you all shut the fuck up about it. Make anyone who makes over 10 million dollars a year kill themselves. If that doesn't work, kill them for us.

4/8/09 - Hey Jay Leno, shut the fuck up tonight. Do you know how I know the economy is getting bad? Because you're not worth the plane ticket or bullet to get rid of. Go ahead make another Detroit Lions joke. It's only 4 months after football season.

3/18/09 - This website has been a total fail lately. No views, no comments, etc. Maybe I should update more. Maybe.