10/11/08 - Yahoo has changed my web service. And they can shove it up their fucking ass. A few of the opening bands I saw in 2007 are not listed anymore because that got missing in transfer and I can't possibly remember all of them.

10/1/08 - Lots of changes on the horizon for me. Not sure where to begin anymore.

9/12/08 - Judging by all of these commercials, I'd make a badass fucking televangelist. Just think about the ratings and the strippers dressed like nuns.

9/4/08 - Football season is back. Time to neglect your children, steal from your boss to buy beer, gamble away your grocery money, and beat the shit out of your wife when your beloved Cowboys lose.

8/23/08 - Sure has taken a long time to update this. It's been a busy month and a half. Since the last update, my website now costs me $13 a month so that it can get an average of 31 views a month. Fucking amazing.

7/3/08 - Insert witty (go fuck yourself) comment here. Kind of hard to keep getting motivated for nothing anymore. Writings might start picking up again soon.

6/21/08 - This just in... My website is worth $146 if I were to sell it. So at $9 a month for the past I dunno 60 months, I got a real fucking bargain.

6/4/08 - If only I had people who actually visited this site anymore I'd apologize for the complete lack of updating. Until then, I'm just talking to myself.

5/22/08 - I just wanted to take some time out of my busy life to congratulate Edward Kennedy for his brain tumor. It is the first thing that has been in his head for almost fifty years now. And he of all people should be able to drown it and forget all about it anyways.

5/1/08 - Well 1/3 of the glass has been emptied. That's the optimists way of looking at this year. To say that the glass is 2/3 full means you sure have a whole hell of a lot more going on for yourself than I do.

3/30/08 - Who the fuck knew a human being could survive for weeks with no motivation aside from food and college basketball? I have just learned this about myself seeing that there is really nothing else at the moment worth a fuck. The music industry is in the toilet as is the rest of television and the economy. Glad to know that the dollar I work my ass off for is worth less than the 8 cents a day that Indonesians make for sewing my sneakers together.

3/10/08 - I wish they made a drug that could make me as numb and oblivious to the rest of the world as so many people can do without even trying.

2/24/08 - The Oscars are tonight. I can't wait to find those cool little statues on eBay as washed up actors sell off their prized possessions for cocaine and fourteen year old Malaysian prostitutes. As Christopher Moore would say, I am a Beta male. I thorougly enjoy watching the Alpha males fail for this reason. Nothing feels better than saying "I told you so."

2/2/08 - I still have nothing good to say. One of these days though I will.

1/1/08 - I complained that October and November sucked before. Well December kicked both of their asses. R.I.P. Thor, you were one badass motherfucking dog for 11 years. And for the time being I'm out of work with a bad back. I never thought I'd say that I missed work before. Here's to 2008 being somewhat better than 2007.

11/10/07 - After tooth problems, eye problems, travel problems, work problems, and money problems, I'm back to bitch and moan some more. October sucked and November is starting off worse. And the holidays will be the topper.

10/15/07 - Apparently idle hands are the devil's workshop. And I've gotten everything in my life done that I haven't really wanted to lately except for updating the website. One of these days... P.S. Life sucks.

9/13/07 - I get bored a lot. One of these days when I get bored enough look for some subtle changes on the site.

8/26/07 - God this world is overflowing with news so much that I can't even keep up with my own website. I'm too worried about the questions haunting me about everybody else. Is Merv Griffin having Gay sex in heaven? Will Lindsey Lohan please have gay sex in rehab and videotape it? Did Michael Vick have gay sex with the dogs and that's the big secret that he's hiding? Will the NAACP accuse Hurricane Katrina of being racist two years later as their people are still completely uncapable of getting the fuck over the past? Good thing the NAACP had nothing to do with bridge collapses or coal mines. Instead we will wait for them to say the reason Obama isn't elected is because of racial intolerance. They'll never figure out that they are just all stupid and that's the reason we hate them.

7/19/07 - Two new writings in a week?! I must be really bored or really frustrated. Or both I guess.

7/9/07 - I know this doesn't really belong here but I'd just like to say that nobody needs to tell me how to run my life or what to do in my life if they aren't qualified to do so. Shit has been crazy for the past two months now and there is absolutely nothing more irritating than listening to a 16 year old without a job tell you how to save money or a drug addict tell me I'm not going about things the right way. So I'm open for suggestions Bill Gates, otherwise don't waste your effort and my time unless you can provide something vaguely useful.

6/14/07 - Kudos To Lil' Bush for being the next amazing show on TV. Portraying our government as a bunch of children is terribly fitting even if it's a disgrace to children everywhere.

6/7/07 - Well Paris is out in three days. Big surprise. And another killer is found with a myspace profile. As if that's a big deal anyways. Has it come to anybody's attention yet that even the criminals running for President in 2008 all have myspace profiles too? Please God, if you can read this, tell the authorities about this website before they find out about my myspace profile if I ever did go postal. Thanks.

5/14/07 - I really hope that in one month somebody strangles Paris Hilton in prison. Otherwise she's just going to use her 45 days there as a publicity event and another excuse to make low quality porno flicks. I'd totally sodomize her with a stick of dynamite myself though.

5/9/07 - It's hard to believe this year is almost half over already. It seems like New Years was just last week. I guess all of this violence, catastrophe and American Idol makes the world spin a little bit faster. All three also prove that there really is no God, or he's just really apathetic if he won't end all three problems.

4/23/07 - Another RIP goes out to Boris Yeltsin. You were a role model to alcoholics and Democrats everywhere.

4/18/07 - My condolences go out to the Virginia Tech victims. On that same note we should have seen this coming about four years ago when South Park forewarned us that Asians have no soul.

4/11/07 - It would be fucking great if everybody would shut up about the Don Imus thing. He has been the voice of reason (or senility) for many years now. And he has every right to call a black basketball team "Nappy Headed Ho's". If I think about every black woman I've ever met, I believe all but three of them fit into that stereotype. The remaining three were cancer patients. Lighten up America. If you don't I'll get my own fucking radio show.

4/8/07 - I feel like I have nothing new to say really. I do want to tell most people they can fuck themselves right now, but that won't gain visitors to this site now will it? Spending all of this time on the internet is starting to make me lonely. I need to get more porno magazines and stop relying on the web I suppose.

3/16/07 - I realized today, while sitting on the toilet of all places, that my life isn't really that bad. I could always be a midget, an amputee, Italian or Asian. My life is by no means good, but I guess I could always work at Taco Bell and drool when I talk.

3/5/07 - "Is This Real?" (Tentative Title) is officially real as of tonight. Stay here for more updates on how hard I can fall on my face by writing a novel too.

2/28/07 - Black History Month is history after today. No more celebration of "Who's My Daddy, and Why's He In Prison?", "Kudos to the ones God hasn't killed with his AIDS yet" or "What the fuck is reparation anyways?" At least March is National Deaf History Month. Lucky bastards, they didn't have to hear blacks reading their heritage. Oh wait, I didn't hear it either. I just now found the irony in saying black and reading in the same sentence...

2/17/07 - For some odd reason Brittney Spears shaving her head is the big news in America. Big news for me is now she looks somewhat like my genitals. K-Fed, kudos on jumping off the boat just in time. Also a new writing/turd posted tonight.

2/16/07 - Tool, Static-X, & Sevendust all announce Orlando dates within 1 week. Fucking amazing.

2/11/07 - Well here's the new look for now.
I guess I'm desperate for some returning visitors.
Only 11 more days until Slayer in Fort Lauderdale.

You're always more than welcome to leave me some hate mail.