Mother earth must need cosmetic surgery,
She is starting to show off too many holes.
The ozone layer is in need of rhinoplasty,
New skin can’t cover up her hideous soul.
If there ever was such a thing as beauty,
Then true beauty will never be seen again.
Self identity has become a total travesty,
We’re all green and tan plastic army men.
If there ever was such a thing as sanctity,
We’ve defaced and ruined its good name.
A lifetime is two years, forever is three,
Parenthood has become a childhood game.
It’s a sad, sad, sad fucking world I say,
Anarchy is imminent but we won’t notice,
It will pass over us like every other day,
And like always nobody will give a shit.
We can bathe our children in foreign oil,
Maybe even put some in their sippy cups.
The real terrorists dictate our home soil,
While the innocent men are handcuffed.
I created a quiz show I want you to hear,
You finger-pointing, obese, redneck slob:
“Are you smarter than a Walmart cashier,
If you won’t even go get a fucking job.”
War, stealing, and murder are accepted,
When done in the name of God correctly.
The art of perjury has been perfected,
By pedophile priests as they preach deity.
It’s a sad, sad, sad fucking world I say,
If there is a hell we’ve stumbled upon it,
God fucked up when he blessed the USA,
Since it looks like he merely took a shit.
Wipe your ass with money and snort gold,
While your brother lives on the sidewalk.
Selflessness is only in fables once told,
Way back when virtues were still taught.
If such a thing as true love does exist,
Television raped and killed its dignity.
Love was replaced by meaningless gifts,
Abuse, divorce, alimony and polygamy.
Education is substituted for blackmail,
Career advancement for sexual favors,
It wasn’t our parents who have failed,
It’s humanity that has failed as a whole.
It’s a sad, sad, sad fucking world I say,
God seems to have no power to decide,
Who should leave and who should stay,
The world can’t be fixed until we all die.